Me trying to casually walk out of the Adidas store with a new pair of shoes without paying 🏃🏻‍♀️💨
Me trying to casually walk out of the Adidas store with a new pair of shoes without paying ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
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When you want to express your love for public transportation, but society just doesn't understand. 😔
When you want to express your love for public transportation, but society just doesn't understand. ๐Ÿ˜”
10 months ago
58
When you land your first movie role and haven't quite grasped the implications of the title just yet. 😬
When you land your first movie role and haven't quite grasped the implications of the title just yet. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
56
When the toilet paper is made of duct tape and Jigsaw invites you to play a game, choosing between using sandpaper and your hand becomes the ultimate dilemma. 😂
When the toilet paper is made of duct tape and Jigsaw invites you to play a game, choosing between using sandpaper and your hand becomes the ultimate dilemma. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
49
Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
10 months ago
64
Obama dodging all the political drama like a boss ๐Ÿ˜Ž
10 months ago
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I like big butts and I cannot lie. 🍑
I like big butts and I cannot lie. ๐Ÿ‘
10 months ago
72
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone ๐Ÿคซ
10 months ago
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Me as a kid: I'm going to be an astronaut, an engineer, AND a doctor. Me now: I just wanna take a nap.😴
Me as a kid: I'm going to be an astronaut, an engineer, AND a doctor. Me now: I just wanna take a nap.๐Ÿ˜ด
10 months ago
82
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' 
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
10 months ago
52
When life gives you lemons, dilute them for maximum profit or just use something else entirely. It's called capitalism, look it up
When life gives you lemons, dilute them for maximum profit or just use something else entirely. It's called capitalism, look it up
10 months ago
56
Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire.  She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire. She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
10 months ago
62
When you and your mini-me match so hard, a DNA test is just a formality. 😂
When you and your mini-me match so hard, a DNA test is just a formality. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
65
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" 😂
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
42
When you call the addiction helpline for cocktail recipes 🍹
When you call the addiction helpline for cocktail recipes ๐Ÿน
10 months ago
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