Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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When you think you are smarter than a tow truck driver ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
8 months ago
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When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
8 months ago
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Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll ๐Ÿ˜ญ
8 months ago
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USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
8 months ago
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Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
8 months ago
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Me trying to convince Spotify that playing the same 10 songs isn't shuffling ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery ๐Ÿ’…
8 months ago
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Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? ๐Ÿ›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
8 months ago
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Sun Tzu giving some very insightful bathroom advice. ๐Ÿšฝ
8 months ago
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Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. ๐ŸŽ‰
8 months ago
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My superpower? Making everyone question their sexuality ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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