Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore 😭
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
231
Me trying to enjoy my morning coffee after my roommate breaks the coffee machine. 😡☕️
Me trying to enjoy my morning coffee after my roommate breaks the coffee machine. ๐Ÿ˜กโ˜•๏ธ
1 year ago
220
Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
214
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
1 year ago
141
When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. 😬
When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
184
When your love story ends with an apocalypse 😂
When your love story ends with an apocalypse ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
222
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca🤔
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
226
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
1 year ago
218
When mom questions your methods for determining someone's sexual orientation.
When mom questions your methods for determining someone's sexual orientation.
1 year ago
235
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" 
Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
1 year ago
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Me and the boys recreating iconic movie scenes for our film class project
Me and the boys recreating iconic movie scenes for our film class project
1 year ago
148
Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
When you become a grandparent before you're old enough to rent a car 😂 #YoungParents #FamilyLife
When you become a grandparent before you're old enough to rent a car ๐Ÿ˜‚ #YoungParents #FamilyLife
1 year ago
121
When your Zoom meeting gets a little *too* real 😂
When your Zoom meeting gets a little *too* real ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195