Me trying to explain to my grandma that Alan Turing invented the computer and saved millions of lives in WWII, and she's still like, 'Sounds like a liberal devil machine to me 💅'
Me trying to explain to my grandma that Alan Turing invented the computer and saved millions of lives in WWII, and she's still like, 'Sounds like a liberal devil machine to me ๐Ÿ’…'
1 year ago
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Me judging people based on their iPod color choice in 2008 😂
Me judging people based on their iPod color choice in 2008 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
329
Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single 😂
Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
378
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
1 year ago
416
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you.  Step 4: Profit? 🤔
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you. Step 4: Profit? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
303
Me struggling to put just the right amount of toothpaste on the brush. It's a fine art! 😩😂
Me struggling to put just the right amount of toothpaste on the brush. It's a fine art! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
254
Me trying to navigate adulting. (So many levels and hidden traps! 🤦‍♂️)
Me trying to navigate adulting. (So many levels and hidden traps! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ)
1 year ago
277
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
1 year ago
396
When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades 😎
When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
252
When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any 🤔😂. It's all in your mind and hands baby! 🤘
When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚. It's all in your mind and hands baby! ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
279
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad 😂
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
258
When you want to bring your laptop to the pool party, but don't want to hold it 🍹💻
When you want to bring your laptop to the pool party, but don't want to hold it ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
266
When Darth Vader comes home and says: Clean up your room or you're grounded! 😂
When Darth Vader comes home and says: Clean up your room or you're grounded! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
327
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. 🍸👽
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
278
When you thought it was just the girls posing for a photo... Surprise! 🎉😂 There's a whole other party happening in the background! #photobomb #schooldance #mindfuck
When you thought it was just the girls posing for a photo... Surprise! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‚ There's a whole other party happening in the background! #photobomb #schooldance #mindfuck
1 year ago
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