Pigs and people striking a deal. I guess bacon really is off the menu now. ๐Ÿค”
8 months ago
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Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Me trying to fix an NES cartridge in 1992 ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
8 months ago
5
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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When you're drunk at 3 am and go to the drive-thru ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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When you see your type of guy
7 months ago
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Wow, this street has changed a lot! Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ด
7 months ago
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Europe: "We need to do something about the growing migrant crisis." Migrants: "Say no more fam!"
7 months ago
6
POV: You're a golden retriever on acid. ๐Ÿถโ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ
7 months ago
5
This PC has better interior design than my actual apartment ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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Me trying to get a tan vs my little brother "helping" me build a sandcastle
7 months ago
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New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
7 months ago
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Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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Me trying to function throughout the week ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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