Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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Meanwhile, on 4chan, accurate and respectful cultural analysis is being conducted. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends that my car is more than just a car. It's a lifestyle.๐Ÿ˜ด
7 months ago
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Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique. The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough ๐Ÿฅฃ
7 months ago
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This dog learned one important lesson in 8 months. Never skip leg day! ๐Ÿ’ช
7 months ago
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Men who demand "Tits or GTFO" but refuse to show their own assets. Classic case of double standards. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
7 months ago
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Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
7 months ago
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When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
7 months ago
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When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
7 months ago
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When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
7 months ago
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Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
7 months ago
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Me when I take the shortcut and it doesnโ€™t work: ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
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Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. SPF 10000 or bust!
7 months ago
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