When you're so rich, money is just another piece of 💩
When you're so rich, money is just another piece of ๐Ÿ’ฉ
9 months ago
72
Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: 🥛
Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: ๐Ÿฅ›
9 months ago
41
This Cards Against Humanity card is both dirty and clever. 😂 It's all fun and games until someone plays the 'Aunt' card.
This Cards Against Humanity card is both dirty and clever. ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's all fun and games until someone plays the 'Aunt' card.
9 months ago
40
POV: You are staring at your 6th grade Trapper Keeper after smoking that oregano you found in your mom's spice rack ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ต๏ธ
9 months ago
60
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping 😂
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
42
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again 🤰
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again ๐Ÿคฐ
9 months ago
51
The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation 😂
The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
42
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
9 months ago
40
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
9 months ago
54
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like 🤔
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
52
When you think you are smarter than a tow truck driver ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
66
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow 😂. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
9 months ago
53
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" 🤪
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
9 months ago
62
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. 😈🍑🔥
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
9 months ago
48
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty 😂 They served their purpose well🫡
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
9 months ago
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