I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions 😂
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
52
POV: You accidentally summon a demon but now he's your responsibility and you have to raise him.
9 months ago
40
This is my financial advisor now 💰
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
9 months ago
43
When autocorrect almost ruins your Friday night plans 😂
When autocorrect almost ruins your Friday night plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
59
Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.💨
Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.๐Ÿ’จ
9 months ago
68
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke 😂
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
36
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
9 months ago
42
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
9 months ago
56
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship 🇺🇸🇮🇱
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
9 months ago
62
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." 
Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
9 months ago
67
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!"  Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐Ÿค” Is this kosher?"
9 months ago
46
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
9 months ago
41
Life imitates art 😂
Life imitates art ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
48
Pigs and people striking a deal. I guess bacon really is off the menu now. 🤔
Pigs and people striking a deal. I guess bacon really is off the menu now. ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
52
Me trying to fix an NES cartridge in 1992 😂
Me trying to fix an NES cartridge in 1992 ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
42