The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
6 months ago
71
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. 👀🍕
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ•
6 months ago
86
T'Challa walked right into that one. Batman's comeback game is stronger than any vibranium suit. 💀
T'Challa walked right into that one. Batman's comeback game is stronger than any vibranium suit. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
73
This ice cream is looking extra cheeky today and I'm not sure how to feel about it. 😏
This ice cream is looking extra cheeky today and I'm not sure how to feel about it. ๐Ÿ˜
6 months ago
73
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. 🤖💥
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฅ
6 months ago
54
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
6 months ago
69
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. 😉
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
58
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. 💀
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
72
Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. 🧠
Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. ๐Ÿง 
6 months ago
83
The only version of The Lion King I'd pay to see in theaters again. I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plain! 🦁
The only version of The Lion King I'd pay to see in theaters again. I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plain! ๐Ÿฆ
6 months ago
88
That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. 😬
That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
36
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. 🐷
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. ๐Ÿท
6 months ago
78
The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? 😂🎂
The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‚
6 months ago
77
This man is not here to make friends, he's here for the 'free dopamine' and I respect the honesty. 😂
This man is not here to make friends, he's here for the 'free dopamine' and I respect the honesty. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
87
That moment you realize it's the bar stool, not a pirate with two peg legs. Time to go home. 🥴
That moment you realize it's the bar stool, not a pirate with two peg legs. Time to go home. ๐Ÿฅด
6 months ago
65