When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command 😂. Resistance is futile!💍
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command ๐Ÿ˜‚. Resistance is futile!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
113
Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day 😂
Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
101
Me trying to create the most balanced character creation screen in my video game.
Me trying to create the most balanced character creation screen in my video game.
1 year ago
134
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
1 year ago
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Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty 😂
Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
218
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down 😱😂 #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered 😂
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
When you're so deep into anime, your room becomes a shrine to your waifus 😂
When you're so deep into anime, your room becomes a shrine to your waifus ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities💡
Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities๐Ÿ’ก
1 year ago
192
When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs 🌿"
When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs ๐ŸŒฟ"
1 year ago
113
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Belgium: You might have the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, or the Colosseum, but we've got Balls of Steel! 💪
Belgium: You might have the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, or the Colosseum, but we've got Balls of Steel! ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
195
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"😂💪
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
140
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy🥓
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
1 year ago
123
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. 😂
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137