When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift 😂
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside 💀 but then you realize they were right and you level up 💪
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside ๐Ÿ’€ but then you realize they were right and you level up ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
132
When you're 5 and already know what you like 😂
When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
252
Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
1 year ago
215
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer 😬⛔️
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ›”๏ธ
1 year ago
214
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC 🐔🍗
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
223
When you realize "shuttlecock" sounds a bit sus 😂.  At least it wasn't taken, right? 😏
When you realize "shuttlecock" sounds a bit sus ๐Ÿ˜‚. At least it wasn't taken, right? ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
224
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
1 year ago
156
Me trying to look busy at work so my boss doesn't give me extra tasks 😂
Me trying to look busy at work so my boss doesn't give me extra tasks ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
211
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
138
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow!  ☀️
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ˜€๏ธ
1 year ago
220
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? 😂
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! 💥🐷
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
214
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctor…and me in business. 🙏😈"
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
243
When she says she wants a real man 😂
When she says she wants a real man ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162