A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
6 months ago
61
A tale of two Americas: one with advanced chest-feeding technology and the other with traditional family photos. Choose your reality.
A tale of two Americas: one with advanced chest-feeding technology and the other with traditional family photos. Choose your reality.
6 months ago
61
When the DJ understands the assignment a little *too* well. FINISH HIM! 🕺
When the DJ understands the assignment a little *too* well. FINISH HIM! ๐Ÿ•บ
6 months ago
85
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. 💉
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. ๐Ÿ’‰
6 months ago
74
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😎
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
6 months ago
51
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. 🐛
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. ๐Ÿ›
6 months ago
46
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐ŸŽƒโ˜•
6 months ago
91
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. 😂
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
59
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. ๐ŸŽ…
6 months ago
56
Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. 🤌
Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. ๐ŸคŒ
6 months ago
56
The stapler from Floor 4 is having a better vacation than I am. They said do not remove, they didn't specify from where. 😂
The stapler from Floor 4 is having a better vacation than I am. They said do not remove, they didn't specify from where. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
77
A timeless piece of public service announcement from the legendary Dave Chapelle. If you know, you know. ✍️
A timeless piece of public service announcement from the legendary Dave Chapelle. If you know, you know. โœ๏ธ
6 months ago
91
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. ๐Ÿ‘ฃ
6 months ago
58
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. 😐
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. ๐Ÿ˜
6 months ago
53
The wild west of the early internet, where every click was a gamble for your mental health. This is where the therapy bills started. 💀
The wild west of the early internet, where every click was a gamble for your mental health. This is where the therapy bills started. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
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