When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
1 year ago
205
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? 🤔  Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? 🤷‍♂️
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? ๐Ÿค” Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
197
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish 😩
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
124
She's a keeper. A keeper of secrets...and other things 😉
She's a keeper. A keeper of secrets...and other things ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
91
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes 😂
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. 😬
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
147
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* 
The Church: 🔥BURN THE WITCH!🔥
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* The Church: ๐Ÿ”ฅBURN THE WITCH!๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
115
When a bird interrupts your shower time and things go hilariously wrong 😂
When a bird interrupts your shower time and things go hilariously wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
124
As above, so below. ✨From the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. 👁️‍🗨️
As above, so below. โœจFrom the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ
1 year ago
197
He just wants you to play as a healer, so he can finally beat that boss and save the princess (you)😂
He just wants you to play as a healer, so he can finally beat that boss and save the princess (you)๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
Mr. Fancy Panda ain't impressed with the internet riff-raff these days 🧐😂
Mr. Fancy Panda ain't impressed with the internet riff-raff these days ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
This goat is so raw, even Pakistanis are lining up. 😂
This goat is so raw, even Pakistanis are lining up. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
POV: You mistake the Dyson Airblade for a urinal and accidentally create a Jackson Pollock painting on the bathroom wall 🚽😩
POV: You mistake the Dyson Airblade for a urinal and accidentally create a Jackson Pollock painting on the bathroom wall ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
133
When the quiet kid joins the fray 😂 #darkhumor #unexpected
When the quiet kid joins the fray ๐Ÿ˜‚ #darkhumor #unexpected
1 year ago
150
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it."  😂
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140