Enjoy Capitalism™ - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
Enjoy Capitalismโ„ข - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
1 year ago
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Jim, a true gentleman. Knows how to respect others in a public place. 😂
Jim, a true gentleman. Knows how to respect others in a public place. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
222
I'm not sure why, but I can't stop imagining a French cat every time someone types 'LMAO' 😂
I'm not sure why, but I can't stop imagining a French cat every time someone types 'LMAO' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging 😂
Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
Me, when someone interrupts my Halo 2 main menu contemplation session 😂
Me, when someone interrupts my Halo 2 main menu contemplation session ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING 😈😂
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
209
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date 😂
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177
Me and the boys carrying the weight of our responsibilities.
Me and the boys carrying the weight of our responsibilities.
1 year ago
131
When someone says "trust me bro" instead of showing you the data 😂
When someone says "trust me bro" instead of showing you the data ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the marketing team takes "Final Destination" a bit too literally 😂
When the marketing team takes "Final Destination" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
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When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
1 year ago
178
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. 🥲
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐Ÿฅฒ
1 year ago
189
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
1 year ago
117
Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". 😬
Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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