When your mom tells you to copy the character on the tv 🕺
When your mom tells you to copy the character on the tv ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
317
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside 💀 but then you realize they were right and you level up 💪
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside ๐Ÿ’€ but then you realize they were right and you level up ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
185
When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems 😂 #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
1 year ago
313
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC 🐔🍗
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
299
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!💍
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
168
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
1 year ago
205
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally 😬
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
320
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow!  ☀️
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ˜€๏ธ
1 year ago
300
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! 🤱‍♀️😂
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐Ÿคฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
201
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! 💥🐷
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
295
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctor…and me in business. 🙏😈"
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
318
When your girlfriend turns out to be your trollmate 😂
When your girlfriend turns out to be your trollmate ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful.  They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful 😂
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
1 year ago
310
When you gotta catch 'em all, even if it means turning your bra into a Pokeball 😂
When you gotta catch 'em all, even if it means turning your bra into a Pokeball ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
205