It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
4 months ago
90
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. 👑
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. ๐Ÿ‘‘
4 months ago
150
The moment you realize your job is just being an NPC in a billionaire's side quest. 🤯 He's not wrong though.
The moment you realize your job is just being an NPC in a billionaire's side quest. ๐Ÿคฏ He's not wrong though.
4 months ago
108
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! 😂🤫
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ
4 months ago
145
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐Ÿป
4 months ago
121
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. 💯
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
4 months ago
112
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. 🐔
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. ๐Ÿ”
4 months ago
148
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
4 months ago
132
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. 🤦‍♂️
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
119
The new guy on the ski team is a bit grizzly, but he shows a lot of raw talent. 🐻⛷️
The new guy on the ski team is a bit grizzly, but he shows a lot of raw talent. ๐Ÿปโ›ท๏ธ
4 months ago
117
So basically, we're at our most real when things are either taking off or falling apart. Makes sense. 🤷‍♂️
So basically, we're at our most real when things are either taking off or falling apart. Makes sense. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
103
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. 😬
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
101
When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
4 months ago
104
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' 😏
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' ๐Ÿ˜
3 months ago
135
ICE training seems a bit extreme these days. A 'warning shot' to the head is one way to stop them, I guess. 💀
ICE training seems a bit extreme these days. A 'warning shot' to the head is one way to stop them, I guess. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
92