When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming 😂
When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
107
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.🤔
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
201
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
1 year ago
145
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.🦇
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
160
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies 😂
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
214
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
1 year ago
214
When you're passionate about potholes 🚧 but also really flexible 🤸‍♀️
When you're passionate about potholes ๐Ÿšง but also really flexible ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
211
When your friend wants to play and you are out of controllers 😂
When your friend wants to play and you are out of controllers ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
134
Me trying to hide from my responsibilities
Me trying to hide from my responsibilities
1 year ago
161
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
154
When someone tells you downloading a cup of coffee is not possible 😂
When someone tells you downloading a cup of coffee is not possible ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? 🍍🤔
Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? ๐Ÿ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
245
Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country 😂 #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country ๐Ÿ˜‚ #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
1 year ago
222