When you get more likes for a bathroom selfie than a moon landing ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ“ธ
6 months ago
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โœจ When your Jedi mind tricks aren't compatible with the latest firmware update โœจ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
5
That awkward moment at the global economy party when you're not in the exclusive AAA club anymore. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
5
The breakfast of champions just got a whole lot more fabulous. ๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒˆ
6 months ago
3
Some life hacks are not worth the melted cheese on the floor. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿž
6 months ago
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Finally, a maze I'm actually motivated to solve. ๐Ÿง
6 months ago
4
The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
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When you find out you're the next one in Angelina's shopping cart. ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ˜ฑ
6 months ago
2
Welcome home! I've prepared a surprise for you in the hallway. It's not a good surprise. ๐Ÿ’ฉ
6 months ago
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He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months ago
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The only thing more confusing than girls is the second law of thermodynamics. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“š
6 months ago
5
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. ๐Ÿซ 
6 months ago
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Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ˆ
6 months ago
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They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
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The 9-to-5 grind is looking real silly right about now. ๐Ÿฅฒ
6 months ago
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