When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. 🍸🤵
When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿคต
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When life hands you lemons... 🤨🍋
When life hands you lemons... ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ‹
1 year ago
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When you're ready for the race, both on and off the track. 🏎️💨
When you're ready for the race, both on and off the track. ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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Choosing the right browser is crucial. Internet Explorer users be like: HA! HA! I am using the internet.
Choosing the right browser is crucial. Internet Explorer users be like: HA! HA! I am using the internet.
1 year ago
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Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. 🤣
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
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When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me 🤔
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" 😭
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside 😂🚔. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš”. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
1 year ago
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I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. 😂
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
1 year ago
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Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends 😂 Who wore it better? 🤔
Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who wore it better? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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This supermarket's soda aisle is more pixelated than my old Gameboy screen 😂. Level up your hydration game with Mario and Luigi! 🍄
This supermarket's soda aisle is more pixelated than my old Gameboy screen ๐Ÿ˜‚. Level up your hydration game with Mario and Luigi! ๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: 🌨️❄️
Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: ๐ŸŒจ๏ธโ„๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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