When the music sheet is more interesting than the actual music 😂
When the music sheet is more interesting than the actual music ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
One slept with 3000 men and died of AIDS, while the other slept with 3000 women and is alive. 🤔 What's the message here? 🤷‍♂️
One slept with 3000 men and died of AIDS, while the other slept with 3000 women and is alive. ๐Ÿค” What's the message here? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
55
Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! 😾
Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! ๐Ÿ˜พ
1 year ago
56
When you're wearing a niqab and accidentally let one slip 💨🙊
When you're wearing a niqab and accidentally let one slip ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™Š
11 months ago
68
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly.  🚀🏢
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿข
11 months ago
49
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
57
When your little brother is your gaming chair 😂 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork
When your little brother is your gaming chair ๐Ÿ˜‚ #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork
11 months ago
41
I don't always accidentally... but when I do, I accidentally download all of Wikipedia. Now, how do I turn my computer into a library? 🤔
I don't always accidentally... but when I do, I accidentally download all of Wikipedia. Now, how do I turn my computer into a library? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
54
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook😂. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now😜.
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now๐Ÿ˜œ.
11 months ago
48
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her 🚗😂
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
46
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" 
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
11 months ago
52
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer.  Priorities people! 😂
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
44
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
11 months ago
57
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:🤳 "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:๐Ÿคณ "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
11 months ago
50
Parents when their kid watches TV for 10 hours vs. when they play video games for 10 seconds 😂
Parents when their kid watches TV for 10 hours vs. when they play video games for 10 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
53