They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
5
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
6
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
7
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
5
It's your patriotic duty to ensure every tourist gets the full Waffle House experience. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸฅŠ
5 months ago
3
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
4
That post-nap panic when you forget what century it is. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
4 months ago
3
Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
4
If it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid... it's my car key. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
4 months ago
4
When your brilliant business idea infringes on Apple's core business model... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
3
When you completely misread the room... and the law. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
6
Who needs screws when you can just peel and tape? A true tech visionary. ๐Ÿง 
4 months ago
5
My face when I learn the British tell time by counting city-wide bongs instead of using watches. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
4 months ago
5
Well, this is an awkward bus ride. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
4 months ago
1
Walking through the wrong neighborhood after passing GO and collecting $200. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
3