Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
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Obi-Wan is having too much fun for a day that will live in infamy. ๐Ÿ˜”
1 year ago
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Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web.  🐸💻🌌
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
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Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. 🤔
Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you and your friend both get the same Halloween costume but try to style it differently 😂
When you and your friend both get the same Halloween costume but try to style it differently ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online 🫠
Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
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When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! 🩸😂  Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity.  "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! 😂
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity. "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks.  🤯
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
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Ja Rule when he sees that KFC bucket: "Where is the lie?" 😂
Ja Rule when he sees that KFC bucket: "Where is the lie?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you want to add a little *oomph* to your coworkers' day 😂.  Just imagine the jumpscares! This is the ultimate office prank throne 👑.
When you want to add a little *oomph* to your coworkers' day ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just imagine the jumpscares! This is the ultimate office prank throne ๐Ÿ‘‘.
1 year ago
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When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.🥦
When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.๐Ÿฅฆ
1 year ago
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They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
1 year ago
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One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
1 year ago
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Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." 😂
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe 😂
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
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