Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
1 year ago
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Angry Birds 9/11 Edition. Finally, a game that lets you express your inner terrorist.
Angry Birds 9/11 Edition. Finally, a game that lets you express your inner terrorist.
1 year ago
253
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! 😂 #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
1 year ago
117
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
1 year ago
233
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." 🤢
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
135
When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest🌳. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved🥹.
When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest๐ŸŒณ. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved๐Ÿฅน.
1 year ago
122
When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.
When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.
1 year ago
174
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding 😂
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster 😂
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
129
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
221
When your meme game is weaker than your grandma's Wi-Fi signal, time to monetize those tootsies 🦶📸
When your meme game is weaker than your grandma's Wi-Fi signal, time to monetize those tootsies ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
250
When your girls are talking crazy 🤪😂 but your date doesn’t quite understand the assignment 😹 #Memes #Dating
When your girls are talking crazy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚ but your date doesnโ€™t quite understand the assignment ๐Ÿ˜น #Memes #Dating
1 year ago
212
Nailed it! Just not the landing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time 😂
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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