Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back 😂😭
Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
215
Me and the boys eliminating the problem 🗿
Me and the boys eliminating the problem ๐Ÿ—ฟ
1 year ago
125
When you try to leave class early but the teacher ain't having it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways🤯
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
121
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
205
Me after eating chili on a first date: 🔥💨
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
258
When your "friend" turns out to be just a useful contact 😂
When your "friend" turns out to be just a useful contact ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
201
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" 
Protestor: "A little..." 
Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿšจ
1 year ago
118
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. 💦😂
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
209
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" 😂
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
179
When your website is down, call the URLologist! 😂
When your website is down, call the URLologist! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment 😂
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
220
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
1 year ago
218
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game 😂
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133