Forget SpaceX, the new space race is powered by sugar and fizz. To Mars we go! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
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When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
4 months ago
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He's taking this whole 'ghosting' thing a little too seriously. You can't disappear on him now. ๐Ÿ‘ป
4 months ago
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She thought she was making a point about length, but the internet decided to measure her forehead instead. That's a critical hit! ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
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When the devil tries to be intimidating but you've spent too much time on the internet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
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That moment of realization when your doctor knows more about your diet than you do. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
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The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
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A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ฅ
4 months ago
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The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
4 months ago
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That awkward moment you realize 'thinking for yourself' just means repeating what the politicians say. ๐Ÿ‘
4 months ago
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This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
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When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. ๐Ÿง 
4 months ago
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The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
4 months ago
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The social media cold war has officially been declared. May the best profile pic win. ๐Ÿ‘€
4 months ago
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You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
4 months ago
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