When you gotta protect your little one from diaper rash at all costs 😂 #callofdiddy #babysfirstshooter
When you gotta protect your little one from diaper rash at all costs ๐Ÿ˜‚ #callofdiddy #babysfirstshooter
1 year ago
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Netflix's new take on history is certainly... interesting.  Hitler: The Feel-Good Story of the Summer 😂🌈
Netflix's new take on history is certainly... interesting. Hitler: The Feel-Good Story of the Summer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
85
JLo collecting engagement rings like Thanos collects infinity stones. No wonder she thinks men under 33 are useless 😂
JLo collecting engagement rings like Thanos collects infinity stones. No wonder she thinks men under 33 are useless ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
97
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot 😂
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
93
Thor: "I was never gay." 
Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." 
Thor: "Wait, what?!" 😂
Thor: "I was never gay." Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." Thor: "Wait, what?!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
72
This Tarzan meme got me thinking...🤔
This Tarzan meme got me thinking...๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
134
Ah yes, summertime. Time for mosquitos, flies, and kids with endless energy to run rampant. 🤦‍♀️
Ah yes, summertime. Time for mosquitos, flies, and kids with endless energy to run rampant. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
71
When your bra strap is holding on for dear life! 😂 #braproblems #fashionfails
When your bra strap is holding on for dear life! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #braproblems #fashionfails
1 year ago
64
Granny's got some explaining to do 🍊👵😂
Granny's got some explaining to do ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
100
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings 😂
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket 😂
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
63
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
1 year ago
118
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
1 year ago
63
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love 💖
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love ๐Ÿ’–
1 year ago
119
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" 😴
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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