This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ–•
4 months ago
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This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
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My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฅ
4 months ago
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You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
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Forget gender reveals, let's start celebrating the relationship milestones that really matter. So proud of them! ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
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The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
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Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
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Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. ๐Ÿง 
4 months ago
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That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
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When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day. microwave. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
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And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. ๐Ÿท
4 months ago
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The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‚
4 months ago
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Grammar aside, I have so many questions about the anatomy of this particular corn dog. ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
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The Venn diagram that proves philosophy, toddlers, and 90s pop have everything in common. Tell me why!
4 months ago
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This man is not here to make friends, he's here for the 'free dopamine' and I respect the honesty. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
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