POV: You accidentally summon a demon but now he's your responsibility and you have to raise him.
1 year ago
123
This is my financial advisor now 💰
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
147
This guy really said "YOLO" in the most chaotic way possible. The sheer audacity. 😂 Imagine the combined cringe of 5 billion people. That's enough energy to power a small city... or launch a rocket to the moon. 🚀
This guy really said "YOLO" in the most chaotic way possible. The sheer audacity. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Imagine the combined cringe of 5 billion people. That's enough energy to power a small city... or launch a rocket to the moon. ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
201
When your kid draws Jabba the Hutt better than you ever could. 😂
When your kid draws Jabba the Hutt better than you ever could. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
Me trying to copy my parent's signature as a kid. 😂
Me trying to copy my parent's signature as a kid. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
1 year ago
121
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning 😂
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
1 year ago
213
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." 
Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
1 year ago
213
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! 😂 From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? 🗺️
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! ๐Ÿ˜‚ From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
1 year ago
119
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
1 year ago
125
Life imitates art 😂
Life imitates art ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
145
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
183
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
1 year ago
147
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. 🍗
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
204