Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: 😲
Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
1 year ago
163
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
1 year ago
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Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
1 year ago
122
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay 😂
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
229
When you almost score that winning goal but then realize you're on the wrong team ๐Ÿ˜‚ #hockeyfails #oops
1 year ago
233
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. 🌞🗡️🐔
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
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When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates 😂
When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part 🤔😂
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally 😂
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
223
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
1 year ago
240
When you're having a bad day, just remember there's an artist out there who filled a phone booth with goldfish and called it art. 🐠📞
When you're having a bad day, just remember there's an artist out there who filled a phone booth with goldfish and called it art. ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
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When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. 🤢🎃
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. ๐Ÿคข๐ŸŽƒ
1 year ago
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Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across 😂
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
1 year ago
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