Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.💃🕺
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
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UK: Maybe next time...
Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought 😈)
UK: Maybe next time... Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)
1 year ago
141
When you see your type of guy
When you see your type of guy
1 year ago
197
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border 😂
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
When you accidentally open the front camera 🐑
When you accidentally open the front camera ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
169
This PC has better interior design than my actual apartment 😂
This PC has better interior design than my actual apartment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
194
Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman!  The Bat Signal: 😳 Batman:
Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman! The Bat Signal: ๐Ÿ˜ณ Batman:
1 year ago
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🤔 If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? 🤯 Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? 🤔
๐Ÿค” If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? ๐Ÿคฏ Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
131
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. 
Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends why I need a bigger glass for my drink. It's science! 🔬
Me trying to explain to my friends why I need a bigger glass for my drink. It's science! ๐Ÿ”ฌ
1 year ago
194
When you invite everyone, but now you're surrounded by orcs and the vibe just isn't immaculate anymore 😭
When you invite everyone, but now you're surrounded by orcs and the vibe just isn't immaculate anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut 🍩 and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
1 year ago
187
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED 😂
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door🚓👮‍♀️😂
Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
1 year ago
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