US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
1 year ago
154
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
1 year ago
230
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
218
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first.  Love can wait. 😂"
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first. Love can wait. ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
209
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
1 year ago
116
Nailed it! Just not in the way I intended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #fail #backflip
1 year ago
235
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. 😂
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
When life gives you oranges, make art. 🍊👨‍🎨
When life gives you oranges, make art. ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽจ
1 year ago
147
Me trying to level up my life 🫠
Me trying to level up my life ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
124
Me trying to fit in at the party after arriving fashionably late ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
205
Me trying to get a perfect score on DDR Extreme ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
226
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside 🥶
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside ๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
134
Me trying to hide from my cat's vet bills 😹💸
Me trying to hide from my cat's vet bills ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
130
Me trying to convince myself I'm saving money by buying more.
Me trying to convince myself I'm saving money by buying more.
1 year ago
209
When the hand dryer hits just right after a spicy taco tuesday
When the hand dryer hits just right after a spicy taco tuesday
1 year ago
248