Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
11 months ago
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When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
11 months ago
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When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
11 months ago
45
It's okay to be you. Unless you're a mosquito. Then it's okay to swat you.🦟
It's okay to be you. Unless you're a mosquito. Then it's okay to swat you.๐ŸฆŸ
11 months ago
73
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
11 months ago
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Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want 😏
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want ๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
43
When you're blind but still a freak 😏
When you're blind but still a freak ๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
83
From Hermione to *Hermoiney*🥵
From Hermione to *Hermoiney*๐Ÿฅต
11 months ago
61
When you're so deep into anime, your room becomes a shrine to your waifus 😂
When you're so deep into anime, your room becomes a shrine to your waifus ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
73
Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities💡
Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities๐Ÿ’ก
11 months ago
70
When you gotta protect your little one from diaper rash at all costs 😂 #callofdiddy #babysfirstshooter
When you gotta protect your little one from diaper rash at all costs ๐Ÿ˜‚ #callofdiddy #babysfirstshooter
11 months ago
61
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
11 months ago
51
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes 😂
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
50
Teacher: *Asks a question about numbers*
Student: *Makes it dirty*
Teacher: *Throws the student out of class* 😂
Teacher: *Asks a question about numbers* Student: *Makes it dirty* Teacher: *Throws the student out of class* ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
55
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it."  😂
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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