When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. 😂
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
67
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
53
This is what they call mutually assured destruction 💣😂
This is what they call mutually assured destruction ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
54
The real hustle is selling the hustle. 🧠
The real hustle is selling the hustle. ๐Ÿง 
6 months ago
45
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. 😅
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐Ÿ˜…
6 months ago
56
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. 😉
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
54
Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. 🤦‍♂️
Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
65
Me trying to fix my sleep schedule by going to bed 10 minutes earlier.
Me trying to fix my sleep schedule by going to bed 10 minutes earlier.
6 months ago
61
When your brilliant business idea infringes on Apple's core business model... 😬
When your brilliant business idea infringes on Apple's core business model... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
50
When you try to lighten the mood and accidentally commit a war crime of a joke. 💀
When you try to lighten the mood and accidentally commit a war crime of a joke. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
60
He just wants to bless you with generational wealth, but you keep sending his emails to spam. 😔
He just wants to bless you with generational wealth, but you keep sending his emails to spam. ๐Ÿ˜”
6 months ago
55
When you completely misread the room... and the law. 💀
When you completely misread the room... and the law. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
42
My face when I learn the British tell time by counting city-wide bongs instead of using watches. 🇬🇧
My face when I learn the British tell time by counting city-wide bongs instead of using watches. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
6 months ago
67
Finally, a coding standard I can get behind, eh? 🍁
Finally, a coding standard I can get behind, eh? ๐Ÿ
6 months ago
35
Well, this is an awkward bus ride. 😳
Well, this is an awkward bus ride. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
6 months ago
39