They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
10 months ago
80
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." 😂
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
79
When you get a full ride for throwing a football🏈 but end up making more investing in stonks📈
When you get a full ride for throwing a football๐Ÿˆ but end up making more investing in stonks๐Ÿ“ˆ
10 months ago
59
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
10 months ago
84
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! 🙏😂 #blessed #positivevibes
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚ #blessed #positivevibes
10 months ago
71
Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: 🥛
Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: ๐Ÿฅ›
10 months ago
49
Me trying to convince Spotify that playing the same 10 songs isn't shuffling 😂
Me trying to convince Spotify that playing the same 10 songs isn't shuffling ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
47
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery 💅
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery ๐Ÿ’…
10 months ago
84
Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. 🎉
Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. ๐ŸŽ‰
10 months ago
56
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. ⛄️🎿
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. โ›„๏ธ๐ŸŽฟ
10 months ago
72
When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' 😂
When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
50
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
10 months ago
57
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
10 months ago
50
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
10 months ago
52
UK: Maybe next time...
Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought 😈)
UK: Maybe next time... Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)
10 months ago
63