When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.🤱🐮
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿฎ
1 year ago
240
When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her.  🩸🥶
When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her. ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
134
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
134
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
1 year ago
149
He who follows the herd only sees assholes 😂. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! 😉🐑
He who follows the herd only sees assholes ๐Ÿ˜‚. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
235
Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort 😩
Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
133
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! 🦠😂
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. 😂🇨🇦
That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
1 year ago
254
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian 😂👽
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
216
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign 😂
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
This cat is playing the long con. 😹
This cat is playing the long con. ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
237
Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie 😭
Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
234
When you and your buddies are on a road trip and the Imperial Walkers are approaching. 😬
When you and your buddies are on a road trip and the Imperial Walkers are approaching. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
252
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her 🚗😂
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
When you love heavy metal so much, you create your own periodic table of heavy metal bands 😂🤘
When you love heavy metal so much, you create your own periodic table of heavy metal bands ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
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