Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
11 months ago
73
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
114
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. 🍗
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. ๐Ÿ—
11 months ago
124
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.💃🕺
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
11 months ago
90
When you're drunk at 3 am and go to the drive-thru ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
99
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like he’s about to turn water into wine…with a kick. 😂
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
93
POV: You're a golden retriever on acid. ๐Ÿถโ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ
11 months ago
75
When you want a memorable wedding...👄
When you want a memorable wedding...๐Ÿ‘„
11 months ago
81
🤔 If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? 🤯 Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? 🤔
๐Ÿค” If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? ๐Ÿคฏ Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
66
Skeletor knows what's up 😂. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
Skeletor knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
10 months ago
112
When your coworker’s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is just… *eats banana*
When your coworkerโ€™s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is justโ€ฆ *eats banana*
10 months ago
113
😬 Yikes... this one is walking a tightrope between humor and bad taste.
๐Ÿ˜ฌ Yikes... this one is walking a tightrope between humor and bad taste.
10 months ago
113
When you're trying to have a serious conversation but your friend keeps making inappropriate jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ
10 months ago
119
When you're feeling artsy and your hand becomes your canvas.🦢🎨
When you're feeling artsy and your hand becomes your canvas.๐Ÿฆข๐ŸŽจ
10 months ago
89
When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
10 months ago
63