Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: 🏃‍♀️💨
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
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Modern problems require modern solutions.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
10 months ago
75
Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. 😂
Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
10 months ago
77
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom💀
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
95
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. 🔥
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
150
🕵️‍♂️ When the bank can't comprehend identity transformations! 🏦🤣
๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ When the bank can't comprehend identity transformations! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
74
When your dinner needs a patch update before it's edible 😂🎮🍳
When your dinner needs a patch update before it's edible ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿณ
10 months ago
121
Plugging in cables be like: Keep calm, and find the right hole! 🔌😅
Plugging in cables be like: Keep calm, and find the right hole! ๐Ÿ”Œ๐Ÿ˜…
10 months ago
110
When the Jedi master's got jokes... even Yoda can't handle it! 😂🧘‍♂️
When the Jedi master's got jokes... even Yoda can't handle it! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
84
When the HOA meeting turns into a reality show 😂🏡
When the HOA meeting turns into a reality show ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿก
10 months ago
108
When 'Lickie Stickie' becomes a collector's item 😂📬
When 'Lickie Stickie' becomes a collector's item ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฌ
10 months ago
80
When you're too weird for even a drug test to explain 🤨📄
When you're too weird for even a drug test to explain ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“„
10 months ago
115
When your friends welcome you home with a side of roast 🤣✈️
When your friends welcome you home with a side of roast ๐Ÿคฃโœˆ๏ธ
10 months ago
97
When you crash the Jedi afterlife party uninvited 😅👻 #SorryYounglings
When you crash the Jedi afterlife party uninvited ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ป #SorryYounglings
10 months ago
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