And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
206
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. 🧐
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. ๐Ÿง
10 months ago
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My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. 🍺😂
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
154
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. 🎓😂
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
132
We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. 🫠
We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. ๐Ÿซ 
10 months ago
151
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. 🥒🧘
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿง˜
10 months ago
138
He understood the assignment... a little too well. Meet Twin #1 and Twin #2! 😂
He understood the assignment... a little too well. Meet Twin #1 and Twin #2! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
137
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. 😬
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
172
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. 😂 Checkmate. 💻
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Checkmate. ๐Ÿ’ป
10 months ago
218
My source? It was revealed to me in a dream. 🧐
My source? It was revealed to me in a dream. ๐Ÿง
10 months ago
139
This kid cracked the code to happiness on day one. 😂🍼
This kid cracked the code to happiness on day one. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ
10 months ago
205
When someone says they like dark humor, and you're about to test that theory. 😏
When someone says they like dark humor, and you're about to test that theory. ๐Ÿ˜
10 months ago
196
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. 😂🤷
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท
10 months ago
200
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. 🌍🧐
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿง
10 months ago
125
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. 🧔‍♂️➡️🥸
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฅธ
10 months ago
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