When you have to raise a barn at 9 but need to send a message at 8:45. 💥
When you have to raise a barn at 9 but need to send a message at 8:45. ๐Ÿ’ฅ
10 months ago
131
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. 💀
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
188
Hollywood directors every time a scene takes place in Mexico. 🇲🇽😂
Hollywood directors every time a scene takes place in Mexico. ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
134
Everyone has their own way of connecting with Mother Earth, I guess... 😬🌎
Everyone has their own way of connecting with Mother Earth, I guess... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐ŸŒŽ
10 months ago
126
Passenger safety is our number one priority. Sort of. 😂🏍️
Passenger safety is our number one priority. Sort of. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ๏ธ
10 months ago
194
When your product's bug becomes its best feature. Genius marketing! 💡📈
When your product's bug becomes its best feature. Genius marketing! ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ“ˆ
10 months ago
155
The prequel and the sequel... the facial expressions check out. 😂👶
The prequel and the sequel... the facial expressions check out. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ถ
10 months ago
140
Time is undefeated... and so are the laws of gravity. 🍌
Time is undefeated... and so are the laws of gravity. ๐ŸŒ
10 months ago
200
Some puzzles are better left unfinished... for everyone's sake. 😭
Some puzzles are better left unfinished... for everyone's sake. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
154
Can't a guy show his appreciation for a thorough examination? 😂
Can't a guy show his appreciation for a thorough examination? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
144
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. 😅
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. ๐Ÿ˜…
10 months ago
183
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? 💀
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
119
They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😉
They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
132
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. 😈
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
180
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
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