Me every morning trying to pee with morning wood 😂
Me every morning trying to pee with morning wood ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
239
When you ask for a ride, but it turns out to be a wild one.🐎
When you ask for a ride, but it turns out to be a wild one.๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
170
When you match couple costumes with your partner but they don't get the assignment 🍃🥷
When you match couple costumes with your partner but they don't get the assignment ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฅท
1 year ago
239
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
1 year ago
144
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
1 year ago
122
When you have 99 problems and then Beyonce calls to tell you she is pregnant with problem #100 😂
When you have 99 problems and then Beyonce calls to tell you she is pregnant with problem #100 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
146
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
1 year ago
131
Me when my mom wants to see my search history 🫣
Me when my mom wants to see my search history ๐Ÿซฃ
1 year ago
121
Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean 😏)
Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜)
1 year ago
172
When you and the boys decide to take the "scenic" route. 😂
When you and the boys decide to take the "scenic" route. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
130
When your friends are plastic, but your love is real.
When your friends are plastic, but your love is real.
1 year ago
176
From pillaging villages to partying in clubs, Sweden has definitely changed. At least the hair game is still strong 💪.
From pillaging villages to partying in clubs, Sweden has definitely changed. At least the hair game is still strong ๐Ÿ’ช.
1 year ago
254
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
1 year ago
150
When you ask for a large Coke in America 😂
When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
254
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.🥔💅
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
250