When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. 🐛
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. ๐Ÿ›
8 months ago
102
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
8 months ago
212
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. 😂
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
141
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. ๐ŸŽ…
8 months ago
136
Forget the Grand Canyon, I'm taking my next vacation to the majestic Lake McDonald's. 🛶
Forget the Grand Canyon, I'm taking my next vacation to the majestic Lake McDonald's. ๐Ÿ›ถ
8 months ago
142
You can't argue with the data. The statistics are clear on this one. 👩‍🚀🏳️‍🌈
You can't argue with the data. The statistics are clear on this one. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
8 months ago
155
When your friend's prank accidentally reveals the one contact name he didn't actually have to change. That's a lot of emotional damage! 💥
When your friend's prank accidentally reveals the one contact name he didn't actually have to change. That's a lot of emotional damage! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
8 months ago
204
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. 😂
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
190
Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. 💣
Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. ๐Ÿ’ฃ
8 months ago
119
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. ๐Ÿ‘ฃ
8 months ago
151
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. 😐
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. ๐Ÿ˜
8 months ago
135
That moment when you're clearly having a bad day but still need a peer-reviewed source for everything. 🤔
That moment when you're clearly having a bad day but still need a peer-reviewed source for everything. ๐Ÿค”
8 months ago
150
Apparently, my entry was a little too 'cheeky' for the office pumpkin carving contest. Worth it. 😂
Apparently, my entry was a little too 'cheeky' for the office pumpkin carving contest. Worth it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
141
And that's the origin story of why math homework feels like eternal damnation. 😭📚
And that's the origin story of why math homework feels like eternal damnation. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“š
8 months ago
212
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. 🤯🛸
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ›ธ
8 months ago
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