It's okay to be you. Unless you're a mosquito. Then it's okay to swat you.🦟
It's okay to be you. Unless you're a mosquito. Then it's okay to swat you.๐ŸฆŸ
1 year ago
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When dads try to teach their kids about the world 😂. But hey, at least he's trying...right? 🤔 #DadJokes #Parenting #Kids
When dads try to teach their kids about the world ๐Ÿ˜‚. But hey, at least he's trying...right? ๐Ÿค” #DadJokes #Parenting #Kids
1 year ago
180
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. 💀
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
177
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade 😂
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
244
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle.  💦
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle. ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
265
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command 😂. Resistance is futile!💍
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command ๐Ÿ˜‚. Resistance is futile!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
162
FALCON PUNCH!! It solves teen pregnancy...and probably a few other problems too 😂
FALCON PUNCH!! It solves teen pregnancy...and probably a few other problems too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
243
Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro 😂
Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
1 year ago
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Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty 😂
Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down 😱😂 #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
1 year ago
180
POV: You're a duck who cares about his carbohydrate intake 🦆🍞
POV: You're a duck who cares about his carbohydrate intake ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿž
1 year ago
146
When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs 🌿"
When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs ๐ŸŒฟ"
1 year ago
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Finally a worthy challenge for all the chaos-loving gamers out there. Can't wait to cause mayhem in style 🏳️‍🌈😂
Finally a worthy challenge for all the chaos-loving gamers out there. Can't wait to cause mayhem in style ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
244
Hillary Clinton tests negative for president.  Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. 😂
Hillary Clinton tests negative for president. Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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