For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. 🔥📱
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ฑ
4 months ago
205
So you're telling me there's a level below 'greasy creep' and I'm it? Well, that's just great. 💀
So you're telling me there's a level below 'greasy creep' and I'm it? Well, that's just great. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
213
One minute you're browsing the web, the next you've accidentally constructed a full shelving unit. Happens to the best of us. 🤷‍♂️
One minute you're browsing the web, the next you've accidentally constructed a full shelving unit. Happens to the best of us. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
166
When you're the last original cast member and the writers have introduced a whole new cast for the new season. 🥲
When you're the last original cast member and the writers have introduced a whole new cast for the new season. ๐Ÿฅฒ
4 months ago
171
It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! 🤔😂
It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
175
Scientific data confirms India's status as a global superpower. The world is not ready. 💩🌊
Scientific data confirms India's status as a global superpower. The world is not ready. ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŒŠ
4 months ago
168
Every hero has their weakness... for developers, it's a 200-page legal document from the EU. 📜💀
Every hero has their weakness... for developers, it's a 200-page legal document from the EU. ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
172
Me holding on for dear life to the one friend who actually knows what's going on in the group project. 🙏
Me holding on for dear life to the one friend who actually knows what's going on in the group project. ๐Ÿ™
4 months ago
214
Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.
Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.
4 months ago
248
When you ask your roommate to wash the dishes, but they take it a little too literally with the electronics. RIP laptop. 💀
When you ask your roommate to wash the dishes, but they take it a little too literally with the electronics. RIP laptop. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
219
Finally, a solution for going from the party to the walk of shame without breaking an ankle. Genius! 👠➡️👟
Finally, a solution for going from the party to the walk of shame without breaking an ankle. Genius! ๐Ÿ‘ โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
4 months ago
151
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! 💥
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
4 months ago
153
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. 🤷‍♂️
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
145
She dragged me to yoga, but I think I'm the one who reached enlightenment. Namaste right here with this view. 🙏
She dragged me to yoga, but I think I'm the one who reached enlightenment. Namaste right here with this view. ๐Ÿ™
4 months ago
148
When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. 🍔
When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. ๐Ÿ”
4 months ago
156