🤌 When someone says pineapple belongs on pizza…
๐ŸคŒ When someone says pineapple belongs on pizzaโ€ฆ
1 year ago
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Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
1 year ago
363
When the physics teacher has more mass than the entire class combined.🥵
When the physics teacher has more mass than the entire class combined.๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
220
Me trying to survive my 8 AM classes after a night out partying 😂
Me trying to survive my 8 AM classes after a night out partying ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
245
Edward really went there 💀
Edward really went there ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
261
The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation 😂
The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
257
🤔 Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac 🍔🍟
๐Ÿค” Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
387
When you think you are smarter than a tow truck driver ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
395
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! 😂
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
358
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty 😂 They served their purpose well🫡
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
1 year ago
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Me trying to assemble furniture from IKEA.
Me trying to assemble furniture from IKEA.
1 year ago
299
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" 

Pope: *lights blunt*
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
1 year ago
379
When you miss your train by a second and have to wait another hour. SHEEEEEEEIT!
When you miss your train by a second and have to wait another hour. SHEEEEEEEIT!
1 year ago
381
POV: You accidentally summon a demon but now he's your responsibility and you have to raise him.
1 year ago
241
Me trying to understand how the hell can a whole country's economy possibly be summarized in one single equation. 🤯
Me trying to understand how the hell can a whole country's economy possibly be summarized in one single equation. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
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