When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. 😂
When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
181
Choose your flight path wisely. One takes you to the stars, the other... not so much. 🚀
Choose your flight path wisely. One takes you to the stars, the other... not so much. ๐Ÿš€
4 months ago
149
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. 😂
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
171
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. 🤷‍♂️
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
156
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. 🤔🚽
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿšฝ
4 months ago
159
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
4 months ago
168
The Asian parent paradox: forcing you to master a skill for years, only to forbid you from pursuing it as a career. 🎹🤷‍♀️
The Asian parent paradox: forcing you to master a skill for years, only to forbid you from pursuing it as a career. ๐ŸŽน๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
4 months ago
187
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' 🤷‍♂️💸
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
4 months ago
222
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! 😂
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
136
Someone's about to become a single father before the baby is even born. 😒
Someone's about to become a single father before the baby is even born. ๐Ÿ˜’
4 months ago
207
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. 🚀🧱
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿงฑ
4 months ago
208
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. 🔥 He's got my vote.
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. ๐Ÿ”ฅ He's got my vote.
4 months ago
132
When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. 🤣
When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. ๐Ÿคฃ
4 months ago
169
When the Navy has to deploy right after Taco Tuesday. The 'Yas Saaaar' fleet is making waves, literally. 💩
When the Navy has to deploy right after Taco Tuesday. The 'Yas Saaaar' fleet is making waves, literally. ๐Ÿ’ฉ
4 months ago
188
A summary of Twitter's relationship with world leaders: It's complicated.
A summary of Twitter's relationship with world leaders: It's complicated.
4 months ago
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