When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. 🍔
When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. ๐Ÿ”
6 months ago
202
Choose your flight path wisely. One takes you to the stars, the other... not so much. 🚀
Choose your flight path wisely. One takes you to the stars, the other... not so much. ๐Ÿš€
6 months ago
192
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. 😂
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
222
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. 🤷‍♂️
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
217
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
6 months ago
228
The entire digital world is held together by some guy in Nebraska who's been maintaining a crucial library since 2003. 🫡
The entire digital world is held together by some guy in Nebraska who's been maintaining a crucial library since 2003. ๐Ÿซก
6 months ago
222
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! 😉
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
220
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. 🚀🧱
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿงฑ
6 months ago
275
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. 🔥 He's got my vote.
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. ๐Ÿ”ฅ He's got my vote.
6 months ago
179
Suffering from a rare condition called 'respect for others' after some old-school parenting. Anyone else diagnosed? 🤔
Suffering from a rare condition called 'respect for others' after some old-school parenting. Anyone else diagnosed? ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
307
That feeling when you're finally too old for the priests... a bittersweet moment of relief. 😂
That feeling when you're finally too old for the priests... a bittersweet moment of relief. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
322
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! 😂
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
206
When you hate nature so much you replace it with industrial 'green' energy solutions. Ah, progress! 🤦‍♂️
When you hate nature so much you replace it with industrial 'green' energy solutions. Ah, progress! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
199
When your tall friend says 'it's not that deep' but for you it's the Mariana Trench. We all know a Frank.
When your tall friend says 'it's not that deep' but for you it's the Mariana Trench. We all know a Frank.
4 months ago
258
Engineers, get ready for your new overlord. It's programmed to ask for status updates every 5 minutes. 🤖
Engineers, get ready for your new overlord. It's programmed to ask for status updates every 5 minutes. ๐Ÿค–
4 months ago
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