When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day.  microwave. 🤷‍♂️
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day. microwave. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
282
This one simple trick will get you a peaceful night's sleep... on the couch. 🤣
This one simple trick will get you a peaceful night's sleep... on the couch. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
362
That horrifying moment you realize why your video has no sound... and the whole family is in the other room with the Bluetooth speaker. 💀
That horrifying moment you realize why your video has no sound... and the whole family is in the other room with the Bluetooth speaker. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
395
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😎
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
248
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. 😂
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
259
She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. 💀
She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
420
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. 😂
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
412
That's not the kind of magic Hermione was expecting. She should have chosen heads. 😳
That's not the kind of magic Hermione was expecting. She should have chosen heads. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
423
Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. 💣
Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. ๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
264
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... 😵‍💫
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
317
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. 😐
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
250
When the doctor has the darkest sense of humor... and the worst possible news. 😬
When the doctor has the darkest sense of humor... and the worst possible news. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
282
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. 🤯🛸
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ›ธ
1 year ago
280
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... 😤
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... ๐Ÿ˜ค
1 year ago
425
Imagine finding out you failed your midterm because you went viral on Twitter. That's a special kind of pain. 😭
Imagine finding out you failed your midterm because you went viral on Twitter. That's a special kind of pain. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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