When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. 🚀🧱
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿงฑ
7 months ago
378
When you want to be mad about the stereotype, but the stereotype is you. 🤷‍♀️
When you want to be mad about the stereotype, but the stereotype is you. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
7 months ago
291
The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. 👴
The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. ๐Ÿ‘ด
7 months ago
345
Who needs a yacht when you can work 24/7 to send humanity to Mars? Elon gets it. 🚀
Who needs a yacht when you can work 24/7 to send humanity to Mars? Elon gets it. ๐Ÿš€
7 months ago
380
Me mustering up the courage to face another week of work. It's not for Frodo, it's for the funds. 😩💰
Me mustering up the courage to face another week of work. It's not for Frodo, it's for the funds. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฐ
7 months ago
324
My classmates turning my public execution into their personal Netflix special. 🥲
My classmates turning my public execution into their personal Netflix special. ๐Ÿฅฒ
6 months ago
353
And they say office jobs are boring. This Polish Police Chief certainly knows how to make a bang! 💥🇵🇱
And they say office jobs are boring. This Polish Police Chief certainly knows how to make a bang! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ
6 months ago
271
Be like a panda: black, white, Asian, and packing heat against racism. 🐼🔫
Be like a panda: black, white, Asian, and packing heat against racism. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ซ
6 months ago
368
Don't mind me, just bringing my tactical snack dispenser to the movies. They'll never suspect a thing! 🤫
Don't mind me, just bringing my tactical snack dispenser to the movies. They'll never suspect a thing! ๐Ÿคซ
6 months ago
269
Some people just have a refined palate for Grade-A certified nonsense. Bon appétit! 👽
Some people just have a refined palate for Grade-A certified nonsense. Bon appรฉtit! ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
5 months ago
275
The emotional rollercoaster of an engineer's life: from existential dread to payday bliss in one notification. 😭💸
The emotional rollercoaster of an engineer's life: from existential dread to payday bliss in one notification. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ธ
5 months ago
250
That moment you get a new phone and it's already threatening you with its 'free' apps. 🔪
That moment you get a new phone and it's already threatening you with its 'free' apps. ๐Ÿ”ช
5 months ago
220
The only virus I wouldn't mind getting. It's more helpful than my IT department! 😂
The only virus I wouldn't mind getting. It's more helpful than my IT department! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
220
Microsoft's vision for Windows 10: One product family, one platform, one Reich. 🙋‍♂️
Microsoft's vision for Windows 10: One product family, one platform, one Reich. ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
260
A cautionary tale for all you aspiring crypto investors. Not all that glitters is gold... sometimes it's just a carefully disguised pile of 💩.
A cautionary tale for all you aspiring crypto investors. Not all that glitters is gold... sometimes it's just a carefully disguised pile of ๐Ÿ’ฉ.
5 months ago
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