When your dating profile lists 'attracted to objects'... and you still swipe right 😅📚
When your dating profile lists 'attracted to objects'... and you still swipe right ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
59
Me trying to clutch a 1v5 and my PC decides to turn off ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
69
When you're color-blind but still try to flex your Rubik's Cube skills 😂
When you're color-blind but still try to flex your Rubik's Cube skills ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
52
When the Men’s Rights Activists ask the Women’s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels 😂🥪
When the Menโ€™s Rights Activists ask the Womenโ€™s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅช
11 months ago
41
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
64
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend 😂
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
48
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying 😂
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
38
When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 😂
When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
42
POV: When your trying to relax next to the runway but the jet blast has other plans for you ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
46
Nailed the landing... or did he? ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
36
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
11 months ago
20
French military: "We surrender!" 
Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" 
French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" 😂
French military: "We surrender!" Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
44
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
11 months ago
40
Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! 
Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! 
News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
11 months ago
55
To infinity... and beyond hydration! 🚀 This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. 😂
To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
56