When you're late for work and your boss is a crow. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
299
🔥 When you think you know burning, but then you meet the expert! 🚀
๐Ÿ”ฅ When you think you know burning, but then you meet the expert! ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
199
When even the Seven Kingdoms agree: Prevention is key! 😂🛡️
When even the Seven Kingdoms agree: Prevention is key! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
1 year ago
328
Me trying to pole vault over my problems #StarWars #Fail
1 year ago
264
A Whole New World... of grocery shopping and fast food runs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
238
When your bio is a bigger red flag than your ex's 🚩😅
When your bio is a bigger red flag than your ex's ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
343
🎉 New year, new me… same shenanigans! 😂 #Oops
๐ŸŽ‰ New year, new meโ€ฆ same shenanigans! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Oops
1 year ago
214
When you accidentally press Alt+F4 during a boss fight 😂
When you accidentally press Alt+F4 during a boss fight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
255
🤔 If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? 😱
๐Ÿค” If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
238
Me when someone asks if I want to listen to their crypto story again.
Me when someone asks if I want to listen to their crypto story again.
1 year ago
148
Me trying to read this without Morgan Freeman's voice: 🧠 💥
Me trying to read this without Morgan Freeman's voice: ๐Ÿง  ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
130
When you and your homies decide to carpool and save on gas 🤡🚗💨
When you and your homies decide to carpool and save on gas ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
214
Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
1 year ago
234
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits😂
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
309
She's not just breaking the law, she's breaking the cycle of dirty dishes. A true criminal mastermind.
She's not just breaking the law, she's breaking the cycle of dirty dishes. A true criminal mastermind.
1 year ago
245