When the real MVP goes unrecognized 🤔🏆
When the real MVP goes unrecognized ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ†
1 year ago
55
When the menu's vibe is more 'moo' than 'vegan stew'! 🚖🥗
When the menu's vibe is more 'moo' than 'vegan stew'! ๐Ÿš–๐Ÿฅ—
1 year ago
78
📱 Phones got bigger for a 'screen-y' reason! 😂🍿
๐Ÿ“ฑ Phones got bigger for a 'screen-y' reason! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฟ
1 year ago
73
Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" 
Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." 
Mario: *falls in pit* 
Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth*
"You were wrong, Toadsworth."
Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." Mario: *falls in pit* Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth* "You were wrong, Toadsworth."
1 year ago
54
WWF's new training program: Advanced Bamboo Furniture Assembly
WWF's new training program: Advanced Bamboo Furniture Assembly
1 year ago
60
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her.  😹
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. ๐Ÿ˜น
11 months ago
46
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in 😬
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
38
Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower 😂
Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
44
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
44
Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
11 months ago
55
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. 😂
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
49
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
11 months ago
52
We monks have achieved enlightenment. We now understand the true meaning of resistance. OHMMMMM...
We monks have achieved enlightenment. We now understand the true meaning of resistance. OHMMMMM...
11 months ago
54
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" 
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich.  So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
11 months ago
42
Ben Grimm, aka The Thing from the Fantastic Four, finally catching a break... or the Invisible Woman's new toy?
Ben Grimm, aka The Thing from the Fantastic Four, finally catching a break... or the Invisible Woman's new toy?
11 months ago
45