When you're ready to conquer the world, but it's past your bedtime 💤😆
When you're ready to conquer the world, but it's past your bedtime ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
433
Rise and grind! 🌙💸 Some snooze, others hustle. #NightShiftNinja
Rise and grind! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ธ Some snooze, others hustle. #NightShiftNinja
1 year ago
405
When your bio is a bigger red flag than your ex's 🚩😅
When your bio is a bigger red flag than your ex's ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
459
Nature's remedy with a twist of science! 🦆🔬💥
Nature's remedy with a twist of science! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
303
When you hear about an explosion at a pie factory and 3.14159265 raccoons were found dead. 🤔😂
When you hear about an explosion at a pie factory and 3.14159265 raccoons were found dead. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
255
She's not just breaking the law, she's breaking the cycle of dirty dishes. A true criminal mastermind.
She's not just breaking the law, she's breaking the cycle of dirty dishes. A true criminal mastermind.
1 year ago
344
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. 💀 The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. 😂
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. ๐Ÿ’€ The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
436
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. 😎"
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. ๐Ÿ˜Ž"
1 year ago
471
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now 😂
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
434
Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay 😈
Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
371
When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. 🤡
When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
376
When you are trying to be smooth but also hit on the interviewer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
447
I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? 😂
I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
311
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon 🐒
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
485
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
1 year ago
259