Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you.  Step 4: Profit? 🤔
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you. Step 4: Profit? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
230
Luigi finally achieved his master plan 😈
Luigi finally achieved his master plan ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
289
When the fire exits disagree and you realize you're just a meat popsicle in the making. 🔥😂
When the fire exits disagree and you realize you're just a meat popsicle in the making. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
284
When you ask your friend how last night went and he says "She was an 8... out of 10" YEEAAAH
When you ask your friend how last night went and he says "She was an 8... out of 10" YEEAAAH
1 year ago
290
Playing Colin McRae Rally on a Saturday night like 😎
Playing Colin McRae Rally on a Saturday night like ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
176
When you and your cub friend spot each other across the beach: 'Hey bear buddy! 🐻🙌'
When you and your cub friend spot each other across the beach: 'Hey bear buddy! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™Œ'
1 year ago
189
When your Twister game gets too avant-garde 🎨🌀
When your Twister game gets too avant-garde ๐ŸŽจ๐ŸŒ€
1 year ago
136
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers 🍻
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
283
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
299
When your Fujitsu laptop starts acting up and you try every jitsu to fix it 😂
When your Fujitsu laptop starts acting up and you try every jitsu to fix it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256
The only logical explanation as to why America uses the imperial system is the chaotic rollercoaster they ride every day.🇺🇸🎢
The only logical explanation as to why America uses the imperial system is the chaotic rollercoaster they ride every day.๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
277
Me when the bass drops: ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
339
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" 🧛‍♂️💰😂
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
343
When you're lovin' it, but they're not lovin' you back.🍟👊
When you're lovin' it, but they're not lovin' you back.๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘Š
1 year ago
256
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion 😂.  Free food motivation is REAL! 🥐🍳🍉
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free food motivation is REAL! ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‰
1 year ago
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