When you're on your period and become a bloody pad ninja assassin. 🩸🥷
When you're on your period and become a bloody pad ninja assassin. ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฅท
1 year ago
407
Me pretending to be shocked by the contents of my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
Me pretending to be shocked by the contents of my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
1 year ago
369
Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! 😾
Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! ๐Ÿ˜พ
1 year ago
355
🍄🔍 The ultimate guide to mushrooms: Eat it, fear it, or trip with it! 😜
๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ” The ultimate guide to mushrooms: Eat it, fear it, or trip with it! ๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
319
Caught in the act of... smiling? 😏📸
Caught in the act of... smiling? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
309
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
313
When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. 😈
When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
397
He's taking this whole 'ghosting' thing a little too seriously. You can't disappear on him now. 👻
He's taking this whole 'ghosting' thing a little too seriously. You can't disappear on him now. ๐Ÿ‘ป
1 year ago
415
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. 💀
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
362
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. 👴
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. ๐Ÿ‘ด
1 year ago
394
This husband chose violence and self-destruction, and we must respect the commitment. 💀
This husband chose violence and self-destruction, and we must respect the commitment. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
429
When you finally upgrade to a new graphics card ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
246
When car rides lead to awkward family truths 🚗😂
When car rides lead to awkward family truths ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
211
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.'  Word to your mother.
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
1 year ago
252
Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! 🤩 Is it double the fine or a free pass? 🤔 The suspense is killing me! 😂
Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! ๐Ÿคฉ Is it double the fine or a free pass? ๐Ÿค” The suspense is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
319