When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
1 year ago
218
Me when my mom says no more video games for today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
315
When your WiFi signal randomly disappears 😳📡
When your WiFi signal randomly disappears ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ“ก
1 year ago
244
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now 😂
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
321
POV: You are staring at your 6th grade Trapper Keeper after smoking that oregano you found in your mom's spice rack ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ต๏ธ
1 year ago
267
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
1 year ago
294
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like 🤔
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
227
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" 🤪
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
281
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty 😂 They served their purpose well🫡
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
1 year ago
176
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X 😂. Because it's right next to Pornhub 😏
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X ๐Ÿ˜‚. Because it's right next to Pornhub ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
262
When autocorrect almost ruins your Friday night plans 😂
When autocorrect almost ruins your Friday night plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
312
Me trying to copy my parent's signature as a kid. 😂
Me trying to copy my parent's signature as a kid. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
268
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship 🇺🇸🇮🇱
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
1 year ago
289
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." 
Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
1 year ago
302
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
1 year ago
279