Me trying to convince myself that I'd rather be inside playing video games than outside in the sun... ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you finally go on a date with your crush, but then she turns out to be a lesbian.  It's back to the sniper games for me 🎮😂
When you finally go on a date with your crush, but then she turns out to be a lesbian. It's back to the sniper games for me ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
285
Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" 
Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." 
Mario: *falls in pit* 
Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth*
"You were wrong, Toadsworth."
Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." Mario: *falls in pit* Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth* "You were wrong, Toadsworth."
1 year ago
282
WWF's new training program: Advanced Bamboo Furniture Assembly
WWF's new training program: Advanced Bamboo Furniture Assembly
1 year ago
258
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:

"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
297
When you think it's a Playstation, but it's something much worse ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
297
Dogs vs Cats: a love story 🐾❤️😂
Dogs vs Cats: a love story ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
257
Wow, this street has changed a lot!  Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years 📞👴
Wow, this street has changed a lot! Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ด
1 year ago
278
🤔 When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! 🌍
๐Ÿค” When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! ๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
302
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! 🐜😅
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
317
The sloth is ready to make some celestial changes! 🌌😂
The sloth is ready to make some celestial changes! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
425
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
229
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. 👨‍⚕️🐶 Don't waste the meds! 🤣
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿถ Don't waste the meds! ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
281
The eternal European dilemma: Do you want to have a career or a tan? 🤔
The eternal European dilemma: Do you want to have a career or a tan? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
267
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
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