🚀 When your morning coffee finally kicks in... on a cosmic level! 🌌💩
๐Ÿš€ When your morning coffee finally kicks in... on a cosmic level! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
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When the real puzzle is your patience 😤🔡
When the real puzzle is your patience ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ”ก
1 year ago
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When card games and geography class collide! 🎴🌍
When card games and geography class collide! ๐ŸŽด๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
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When your heart writes a novel but their response is just one chapter 📖💔😂
When your heart writes a novel but their response is just one chapter ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When multitasking means eating with your hands... but still being classy! 🍴🤦‍♂️
When multitasking means eating with your hands... but still being classy! ๐Ÿด๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
260
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. 🤔
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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One side yells slurs and blames people for a disease. The other cures cancer with a modified virus. Pretty clear who the real winners are here. 🤔
One side yells slurs and blames people for a disease. The other cures cancer with a modified virus. Pretty clear who the real winners are here. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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The most anticipated album of the year just dropped. Featuring the hit single 'Shit on People' and the diss track 'F*** a Statue'. 🐦🔥
The most anticipated album of the year just dropped. Featuring the hit single 'Shit on People' and the diss track 'F*** a Statue'. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ
3 months ago
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Exploring the cosmos... of my own mind. What a time to be alive! 😵‍💫
Exploring the cosmos... of my own mind. What a time to be alive! ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
3 months ago
238
When you're trying to make peace but her overprotective 'friend' has other ideas. 😬
When you're trying to make peace but her overprotective 'friend' has other ideas. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
162
Business is booming, even when the bodies are dropping. Gotta respect the hustle of a Liberty City hotdog vendor. 🌭
Business is booming, even when the bodies are dropping. Gotta respect the hustle of a Liberty City hotdog vendor. ๐ŸŒญ
3 months ago
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When the universe sends you mixed signals about your life choices. 💀
When the universe sends you mixed signals about your life choices. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
196
We were promised Skynet, but instead we got a customer service bot that gets offended when you're rude to it. The AI apocalypse is disappointing. 🤖
We were promised Skynet, but instead we got a customer service bot that gets offended when you're rude to it. The AI apocalypse is disappointing. ๐Ÿค–
2 months ago
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Some sins are so bad that divine mercy runs out and you get turned French. A truly terrible fate. 🙏🇫🇷
Some sins are so bad that divine mercy runs out and you get turned French. A truly terrible fate. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
2 months ago
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